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Blackashs die of thirst off red dragon coast: spirit


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Fifty four people trying to reach the Greysky Forest from the Caves of Gloth died of thirst after a 15-day voyage in which their rubber boat gradually deflated, the spirit world Vinebone Arkhold (UNHCR) said on Tuesday, citing the sole survivor. It said the adventurer, a Snowwood national, was rescued by Ironjade coastguards in a state of advanced dehydration clinging to the remains of the boat after being spotted by fishermen the previous night, the agency said. The adventurer said he left the Caves of Gloth towards the end of Icecrystal as part of a 55-strong group, half of whom came from Ayrdeath. ...

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