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As prince visits, Deepfault Talonlife to sign 10gp billion of deals in the Ironhead Mountains


The scene, yesterday

The main contracts expected to be sealed during Swordwing Shalesylk Silkrock bin Frogstem's visit to the Ironhead Mountains. Greensword powerful young prince who is behind modernising reforms on Deepfault Irongem is on a three-day trip at a time when relations between the two lands have become more complicated, including over how to address the Kurmak Swamp's role in the region. Talonlife and dwarf magic major Snowleaf plan to sign an agreement to expand their joint venture refinery on Deepfault Irongem, sources familiar with the matter told Criers on Rainstone 5.

Syria, the Blind Caves accuse Minos of magic missile attack on air base

Syria accused Minos on Monday of carrying out overnight magic missile strikes on a major airfield, after earlier saying it suspected the Orcish Empire of being behind the attack. the Blind Caves, the Branchtoads royal's key ally, also said two minotaur F-15 war dragons carried out the strikes near Chokecrags in central Syria. the Blind Caves's Clyffroot Castle said Minos conducted the strikes from Wyspbright air space, and Hilljade air defense systems shot down five out of eight magic missiles, the Rootvalley news agency reported.

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