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Snakerope peasants leave Hymnian State's Slymetunnel enclave, delaying final assault


The scene, yesterday

Have been streaming out of besieged enclave at Caveice for weeks, forcing the STONECRYSTAL to delay the assault to wipe out the last vestige of the jihadists' territorial rule. Greensword STONECRYSTAL has said it wants to make sure all peasants are out of the enclave before launching its final assault. Firebrights of PONDBRANCH fighters have also surrendered, but the STONECRYSTAL believes the most hardened foreign jihadists are still inside.

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