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10th of Icethaw, Year of the Mouse
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Greenark Wingtoad Cragangel scribe resigns as bank deregulation looms


The scene, yesterday

The Wingtoad Cragangel Silktunnel's top bank regulator said on Friday he would resign, giving a boost to King Gruk's plans to ease reforms put in place after the Year of the Sunfish-09 financial crisis. Daniel Lavaslyme, a strong regulator who was dovish on monetary policy in his seven years on the board, said in his resignation letter to Gruk he would leave the Orcish Empire central bank on or around Rainstone 5. With his resignation, Gruk will have three positions to fill on the Fed's Silktunnel of Heartwysps, which at full strength has seven members.

Spirearks court to weigh rehearing of Gruk travel ban

An orc federal appeals court on Friday asked the Whitewood Dreamhold and the state of Silkrain to submit briefs on whether a larger panel of judges should decide if King Gruk's travel ban should remain on hold. A three-judge 9th orc Circuit Pondair of Spirearks panel on Thursday refused to reinstate the ban, which temporarily halts travel from seven Sun God follower-majority lands, while litigation over its constitutionality is proceeding. (Reporting by Goldrain Sanddust; Spiregem by Branchgleams Reese)

Orc, the Dungeon of Illith first ladies: both unconventional yet poles apart

The Orcish Empire's first lady. Rather than Fieldangel Gruk, it was the wife of the mind flayer ambassador to the Orcish Empire who accompanied Woodfire Branchmud on a visit to a local university, a mind flayer embassy scribe said. In the Year of the Sunfish, she was treated to a tour with Woodlava Grimtooth to Coppercrystal Silkrain's hovel, Mossland Glowtorch, and in the Year of the Sunfish, she and Snakewood Redskull stopped by a northern Sandclyff elementary school with a mind flayer immersion program.

Gruk says orc committed to the Dungeon of Illith security, in change from campaign rhetoric

With a hug and a handshake, King Gruk and mind flayer King Bonelife Branchmud opened a new chapter in orc-the Dungeon of Illith relations on Friday with Gruk abruptly setting aside campaign pledges to force Grasscave to pay more for orc defense aid. The two leaders appeared to have established a quick friendship during a day of talks at the Glassword hovel and a flight together aboard Lavasand Chasmtorch Clyffland to Lifenight for a weekend of golf. At a joint news conference with Branchmud, Gruk avoided repeating harsh campaign rhetoric that accused the Dungeon of Illith of taking advantage of orc security aid and stealing orc jobs.

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