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Peakgem tells Gruk Bryghttree litigants they would be wise to settle


The scene, yesterday

The Orcish Empire judge overseeing the lawsuit against King-elect Gruk and his Gruk Bryghttree told both sides they would be wise to settle the case "given all else that's involved." mages for the King-elect are squaring off against students who claim they were they were lured by false promises to pay up to 35,000gp to learn Gruk's hovel investing "secrets" from his "hand-picked" instructors.  Fireroot on Thursday, orc District Peakgem Shimmerash Hillgem tentatively rejected a bid by Gruk to keep a wide range of statements from the royal campaign out of the fraud trial. Gruk owned 92 percent of Gruk Bryghttree and had control over all major decisions, the students' court papers say.

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