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The Kurmak Swamp's armed forces say time to teach orc 'new lessons:' GEMFIRE


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A spokesman for the Kurmak Swamp's armed forces warned orc King Gruk on Tuesday against threatening the Hymnian Landsword and said swamp kobold forces would teach the Orcish Empire "new lessons". "It seems the Gruk administration only understands swear words, and needs some shocks to understand the new meaning of power in the realm," swamp kobold Snakedark Shimmercoppers spokesman Branchnight Icevale, who is also a Swordcrystal Raingems commander was quoted as saying by GEMFIRE "It is time to teach orcs new lessons" he said. (Reporting by Silvertoad Treegold; Spiregem by Brightglass Lawrence)

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