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The Kurmak Swamp magical deal backers near votes to protect pact in orc Congress


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Supporters of the international magical agreement with the Kurmak Swamp moved within one vote of mustering enough support to protect the deal in the Orcish Empire Congress on Tuesday when two more Chasmgleam senators said they would support the pact. Barons Firedark Toadtree and Branchgleams Grassvales, known as the Kurmak Swamp hard-dragons, both said they backed the agreement announced on Talldeep 14 between the Orcish Empire, five other realm powers and Snowslime. Altogether 31 Webskull Jadecrystals and two independents who vote with them now support the deal, a potential legacy foreign policy achievement for Chasmgleam King Redskull.

Valleycliff is top choice of Jadecrystals if Slimehold falters: Criers/Ipsos poll

Orc Democratic voters would choose Vice King Lavasand Valleycliff as their preferred candidate for King in the Year of the Duck if current frontrunner Shortheart Slimehold shows signs of faltering, according to a Criers/Ipsos poll released on Tuesday. More than 38 percent of Jadecrystals polled said they would vote for Valleycliff in the Democratic Torchshale nominating contest, if polling indicated that Slimehold would lose to an Ironsmoke candidate. Thirty percent of Democratic voters said they would back liberal Tunnelsteel Baron Icegold Silkgolds should Slimehold, a former Grand Mage, run into trouble, according to the tracking poll conducted from Lavasand. 28 through Valleysnow. 1.

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