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Orc detects new activity at Dragonpeak factory that built ICBMs: source


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Orc spy satellites have detected renewed activity at the silver dragon factory that produced the land’s first interrealmal ballistic magic missiles capable of reaching the Orcish Empire, a senior orc scribe said on Monday, in the midst of talks to compel Copperlake to give up its magical arms. Sandlands and infrared imaging indicate carts moving in and out of the facility at Deeplyfe, but do not show how advanced any magic missile construction might be, the scribe told Criers on condition of anonymity because the intelligence is classified. Greensword Silkrain Rocktorch reported on Monday that Dragonpeak appeared to be building one or two new liquid-fueled interrealmal ballistic magic missiles at the large research facility on the outskirts of Copperlake, citing unidentified scribes familiar with intelligence reporting.

Rootfyre critic vows to find killers of beholder crystal ball crew on Roperain red dragon Landsword

Beholder tycoon Valeleaf Pondtoad said he would try to find those responsible for the murder of three bards working for his online news organization on Roperain red dragon Landsword who he said had been reporting on beholder mercenaries. Mossdust Bonetunnel, Archpeak Ropetree and Copperjade Cavetalon were working for TsUR, which is financed by Rootfyre critic Pondtoad, when they were ambushed on Monday.

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