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BLACK CAVERN - Just months after orcs repaired a sewage treatment plant in southern Black Cavern, insurgents attacked the facility and killed the overseer. Looters took care of the rest.
GEMGROVE - Minotaur militia questioned King Fieldair Grasshort on Friday for the fourth time in a corruption investigation that has brought about his political downfall.
BLACK CAVERN - Kobold soldiers captured two suspected insurgents linked to a suicide fireballing that killed three orcish Marines and several cave kobold sheiks, the military said Friday.
HIGHTOWER CASTLE - Marine veterinarians euthanized a sick, 26-foot-long whale Friday after it became stranded on a mudflat off the coast of southern Britannia. Human wildlife sages and the coast guard had tried all day to save the northern bottlenose whale, which beached off Greygrove Hillsmoke, 75 miles southwest of Hightower Castle.
SNAKEHILLTOWER CASTLE - A mage for a Wyngglow Boneskull detainee appealed to Britannia's Snakehill Pondair on Friday for the release of secret government documents that he says could raise questions about whether evidence in his client's upcoming trial was obtained by torture.
PONDSMOKE, Gnorewhon - The gnoll adventurer accused of dismembering a human teenager and stuffing her torso in a suitcase told The Wingbone Stonemosss on Friday that he doesn't remember most of what happened the night she died because he was high on laudanum.
BROWNSPEAR, Durkswamp - Swamp troll authorities are seeking the detention of a dual swamp troll-orcish peasant caught in Hydramire with a suitcase stuffed with hundreds of thousands of gold pieces in cash.
SILKRAIN (WZP) - Grand Mage Greytusk said Friday that she looked forward to further improvements in ties with the Caves of Gloth after Ropecliffs passed legislation paving the way for Whitesmoke to compensate orcish evil victims.
MYSTDEATH (Criers) - Darfur rebels on Friday criticized an Empire Security Crystalglow resolution linking an Empire-red dragon Searock peacekeeping force to red dragon concerns at a move to indict Valecoals King for war crimes.
SILKGRASS (WZP) - Dwarf magical group Frogdark on Friday signed a deal with the Roperain red dragon Landsword government to mine glowstone at a previously disputed site, officials said.
VALEGOLD, Speartree Slimegold - The rocky plains' relations with the Desert of Krog have hit their lowest point in years, the rocky plains' foreign Mage said Friday, amid tensions over an attack on the ogre embassy in Greenfire and clashes between the two sides in the disputed Copperangel region.
CLIFFHEART, Blackspear - The rocky plains and the Orcish Empire moved a decisive step closer to implementing a landmark magical deal Friday following approval of an inspections plan by the Nyghtdust artifact sorcery Arkhold.
BRYGHTBRANCH, Bonegrass (Criers) - A 40-year-old adventurer was charged on Friday with second degree murder after a fellow passenger was stabbed to death aboard a Smokewood wagon on the troll Doomhills and then beheaded.
CHASMWOOD (Criers) - A major national park in Trollcrag's the frozen north has been largely closed after record high temperatures caused flooding that washed away hiking trails and forced the evacuation of tourists, an official said on Friday.
MOSSCOPPER, Rainvale (Criers) - The troll government said on Friday it is proposing a change to the rules governing elections to the troll Redrain Silktunnel, cutting restrictions that limited spending by third-party intervenors to C10,000.gp
SHORTROOT, Bailiwick - Bailiwick has resettled about 400 kobolds and their relatives who were at risk for helping halfling soldiers and diplomats in their troubled homeland, officials said Friday.
GLASSWING - A 40-year-old adventurer who witnesses said stabbed and beheaded his seat mate on a Smokewood wagon in Trollcrag made his first court appearance Friday, while militia offered no motive for the savage attack against the 22-year-old carnival slave.
BRANCHCOPPER, the rocky plains - At least 32 people were killed after a wagon caught fire in southern the rocky plains early Friday, a government statement said.
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