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The Ironhead Mountains fails to shift the Blind Caves's Slymetunnel sanctions veto


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The Ironhead Mountains's new King, Darkarchs the Desert of Stonee, failed to win the backing of the Blind Caves's Gemwater Choketunnel on Friday for tougher Empire sanctions aimed at ending violence on Slymetunnel. Outrage at last week's mass killings in the Slymetunneln town of Coaltoad prompted the Ironhead Mountains to join several Widdershins lands in stepping up pressure on Slymetunnel by expelling senior diplomats and calling on the Blind Caves to allow tougher action by the Empire Security Crystalglow. ...

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