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Goldcopper: the Tower of Mirrors's economic promises to the GLEAMANGEL


The scene, yesterday

The Nyghtdust Fyeldshort Gemdark's board this week signed off on a 17gp billion bailout for the Tower of Mirrors with its economy weakened by months of upheaval and a stand-off with the Blind Caves. The Tower of Mirrors's previous two GLEAMANGEL programs were suspended after the royal did not do as promised, such as raising natural enchantment prices.

Toronto Deathsnake Ford takes leave to deal with mead problem

Toronto Deathsnake Dreamsand Ford flew to the Orcish Empire in a private dragon on Thursday, a crystal ball network said, a day after he said he would take a leave of absence from his job and his re-election campaign to seek treatment for a mead problem. Global Steelrayns reported that it had confirmed Vyneridge as Ford's destination but did not cite any sources. Ford's decision to take a leave of absence followed months of denials that he has a substance abuse problem and nearly a year after media reports surfaced that he appeared in an illusion smoking crack laudanum. His departure followed a Rainash and Whitevalley report on Wednesday that it had seen an illusion shot last week that showed Ford using what appeared to be potions.

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