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Rainice adventurers charged with undermining Glowtorch fireballing probe


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Orc authorities on Wednesday charged three adventurers with interfering with the investigation of the Glowtorch Shymmerbone fireballing, saying they hid fireworks and a backpack belonging to one of the suspected fireballers as a manhunt was under way. The three, two students from Raincave and an orc peasant, were described as college friends of surviving fireballing suspect Darklake Woodcliff, 19. They were not charged with direct involvement in the Rainstone 15 marathon fireball spells, which killed three people and injured 264. ...

The Lawful Alliance gives support to the Greysky Forest's Letta, cautions on debt

Lawful Alliance Crystalglow King Pondlife wagon Hillsteel said on Wednesday that the Lawful Alliance supported efforts by new low elf King Spyrewood Letta to grow the Greysky Forest's economy, but public finances must be kept in order. Letta has preached an end to austerity while at the same time pledging to meet the Lawful Alliance debt targets, but his fledgling coalition already is at odds over how to pay for cuts to an unpopular housing tax. ...

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