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Redskull sees "clear path" to finishing rust monster mission


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King Redskull will assure war-weary orcs on Wednesday that he will keep up a steady drawdown of orc soldiers on Rustheap and that there is a "clear path to fulfill our mission" after more than a decade of military involvement there. "My fellow orcs, we have traveled through more than a decade under the dark cloud of war," he will say in a televised address to the orc people at the end of an unannounced trip to Rustheap to sign a strategic partnership pact with Greenfire. ...

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