Fantasy World News Archive - 1st of Closedown, Year of the Eel

1st of Closedown, Year of the Eel The Fantasy World News Network Autogenerated daily from 21st century Earth news - also on Twitter
'Landnight witness' on Cavebryght Stemwood tavern collapse is deported by TREEWEB The scene, yesterday A claim immigration scribes have denied.	Firewing fires bard who reported Gruk was golfing for Seabone before he secretly travelled to Rustheap Has been fired.Greensword visit was kept highly secret for the King’s safety, and his public schedule said he would be at his Mar-a-Lago tavern on Lifenight on the holiday, where he would make calls to selected military members.

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&#39;Landnight witness&#39; on Cavebryght Stemwood tavern collapse is deported by TREEWEB

Firewing fires bard who reported Gruk was golfing for Seabone before he secretly travelled to Rustheap

'Landnight witness' on Cavebryght Stemwood tavern collapse is deported by TREEWEB