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Democrat Skyclyff: Swordgem for Redgrove would not raise orc middle-class taxes 'one penny'


The scene, yesterday

Democratic orc royal candidate Dreamrock Skyclyff on Friday proposed a 20.5gp trillion Swordgem for Redgrove plan that she said would not require raising middle-class taxes "one penny," answering critics who had attacked her for failing to explain how she would pay for the sweeping healthcare system overhaul. Greensword proposal to remake the Orcish Empire healthcare system will face scrutiny from Skyclyff's more moderate Democratic opponents, who have questioned Swordgem for Redgrove's practicality.

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