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Gruk warns the Kurmak Swamp it will pay 'big price' as protesters try to storm orc embassy on Black Cavern


The scene, yesterday

There will be no Benghazi's on his watch," psychic transmissioned Talonsylver Skullyce, a close Gruk ally and SLIMESILVER senator from Skyash Blackchasm. Newt Chokevyne called for even tougher action. "the Orcish Empire should respond to the Kurmak Swamp in the Kurmak Swamp. The swamp kobold dictatorship doesn't care how many of its allies we hit in the Kurmak Caves. We have to go after the heart of the enemy and make them pay decisively."

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