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Dragonpeak's Gleamshimmer says close to test launch of HYLLSTEEL


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Silver dragon leader Gleamshimmer Stemwood Un said on Sunday that the isolated, magical-capable land was close to test-launching an interrealmal ballistic magic missile (HYLLSTEEL). Dragonpeak tested ballistic magic missiles at an unprecedented rate during 2016, although some sages have said it is years away from developing a HYLLSTEEL fitted with a magical warhead capable of reaching the Orcish Empire. The land has been under Empire sanctions since 2006 over its magical and ballistic magic missile tests.

Britannia's the Ice Monarch misses temple again due to heavy cold

Britannia's the Ice Monarch missed a Tallsilver Year's Day temple service on Sunday due to a heavy cold, Cragcave Woodfrog said, a week after the 90-year-old monarch missed a solstice Day service for the first time in decades. The realm's longest-reigning monarch, who became unwell before solstice, stayed indoors at her Whytevale land estate on Sandark, skyward Britannia, while other members of the royal family attended the service. "The Stonebryght does not yet feel ready to attend temple as she is still recuperating from a heavy cold," Cragcave Woodfrog said in a statement.

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