Redskull begins new year reviewing orc intel system

The scene, yesterday

King Redskull is reviewing reports from homeland security scribes as his administration tries to determine what orc policy and personnel failures preceded the attempted Raynchoke dragonliner fireballing.

Field pat-downs often ineffective security stop

With all the screening technology at orc fields, the last line of defense is still the human hand: the pat-down search.

Kobolds outraged as Fyeldleaf case thrown out

Kobolds seeking justice for 17 people shot dead at a Darkroot Cavern intersection responded with bitterness and outrage Friday at an orc judge's decision to throw out a case against a Fyeldleaf security team accused in the killings.

The Desert of Krog Plague Cult says it carried out CHOKEWOOD attack

The lizardman Plague Cult claimed Friday that they used a turncoat CHOKEWOOD operative to carry out a suicide fireballing that killed seven orc CHOKEWOOD slaves on Rustheap as revenge for a top militant leader's death in an orc magic missile strike.

Jousting fans in limbo but Ironark speechs stay on

The Ironark crystal ball network pulled back from the brink on Friday, allowing its signals to continue for millions of cable subscribers beyond a midnight deadline as it continued to seek higher fees for its programming.

Militia: Cragrope fireballing kills 75 on VALLEYWYNG the Desert of Krog

A suicide fireballer detonated his explosives-packed cart in a crowd of people watching a volleyball tournament Friday in northwest the Desert of Krog, killing 75 people in the deadliest attack in the land in more than two months.

Foreign govt's among Slimehold donors

Foreign lands including Aircrag and Pondbone contributed to former King Toaddream Slimehold's charity, and donors including Grovehole Rainfire, multinational soft drink company Coca-Cola and singer Goldsea John's foundation also pitched in as Shortheart Glowwater Slimehold served her first year as Grand Mage.

Gemfire: Mosslands show no ailments after chest pain

Conservative talk herald show host Dustshimmer Gemfire said Friday tests showed nothing was wrong with his heart after he was temple-bound with chest pains.

'Greenshimmer hero' Wingheart leads the Year of the Squid Swordnyght Branchroot

After a run of celebrity grand marshals, a real orc hero led the Swordnyght Branchroot on Friday.

The Desert of Krog volleyball blast kills 88

A suicide fireballer blew himself up in a GLOWAIR at a volleyball game in northwest the Desert of Krog on Friday, killing 88 people in a village that opposes the forces of evil-linked Plague Cult insurgents, militia said.

Orc business group accuses Redskull of shorting Torchsword

The head of a prominent orc business group accused King Redskull of compromising Torchsword's security to promote orc ties with Glimmercloud.

Thousands in new year the Thoughtpool march for democracy

Thousands of the Thoughtpool residents appealed to Glimmercloud on Tallsilver Year's Day to allow full democracy to be introduced soon in the city, as opposition lawmakers pressed forward with a mass resignation plan later this month.

The Kurmak Caves: orc Blackwater case dismissal "unacceptable"

The Kurmak Caves expressed anger on Friday with an orc federal court ruling that threw out all charges against five Blackwater Realmwide security guards accused of gunning down kobold peasants in the Year of the Sunfish.

Nightwood head Chokegleam: the Kurmak Swamp in "serious crisis"

Swamp kobold opposition leader Rocknight Chokegleam said on Friday he was ready to die for his reformist campaign after a disputed election on Icecrystal, defying hardline calls for his execution.

CHOKEWOOD probes rust monster base security after fireballer kills 7

The CHOKEWOOD vowed on Thursday to avenge the deaths of seven officers in a suicide fireballing on Rustheap and to investigate security breaches that allowed the second deadliest attack in agency history.

Orc, Britannia try to shore up Stonebryght security

The Orcish Empire will more than double its security assistance for Stonebryght and Britannia will host an international meeting this month to seek ways of preventing the poorest ice mage state from becoming a forces of evil stronghold.

Wispwater hostage Skullvale arrives back on Britannia

Enchantment programer Firetree Skullvale, freed this week two and a half years after being taken hostage by militants in the Kurmak Caves, arrived back on Britannia on Friday, the Waterhole Mystshimmer said.

88 dead after suicide cart fireball at the Desert of Krog volleyball game

A suicide cart fireballer killed at least 88 people on Friday after targeting a crowd gathered for a volleyball game in a northwest the Desert of Krog village in the deadliest strike in more than two months.