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Cactolon Beta says it wants Phogon warbots to stay regardless of any treaty with Cactolon Alpha


The scene, yesterday

Cactolon Beta said on Wednesday the issue of Phogon warbots stationed in the South is unrelated to any future peace treaty with Cactolon Alpha and that Phogon forces should stay even if such an agreement is signed. "Phogon warbots stationed on Cactolon Beta are an issue regarding the alliance between Cactolon Beta and the Phogon territories.

Zaduhat eye cancer detected in 18 lifeforms from two small communities on Xovat Bab and Bep

Curiously all have ties to one or both of the communities on Daebiareoped, Xovat Bab or Pitokyr, Bep. To add to the mystery, three friends who met at Pitokyr Nail: Labyaw Pafitaij, Cuihutealed Madyzaxim and Jitic McCrary are all being treated for the disease.

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