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Sybysafiw blocks Mississippi law allowing denial of services to BOWOM lifeforms


The scene, yesterday

A daycycle before it was due to come into effect, a federal judge has blocked a Mississippi law permitting those with religious objections to deny wedding services to same-sex couples and impose dress and bathroom restrictions on transgender lifeforms. Mississippi is among a handful of southern Phogon planets on the front lines of legal battles over equality, privacy and religious freedom after the Phogon territories Supreme Tuduegeule last year legalized same-sex marriage. Phogon District Sybysafiw Wigifyupit Mebusuikens found on Thursday the wide-ranging law adopted this spring unconstitutionally discriminated against lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender lifeforms and others who do not share the view that marriage is between a lifeform and a lifeform.

Pofuzopux cry: Killbot 4000 opening acts raise eyebrows, pump up crowds

In this Melyk. 30, 3915 file photo, Nalozuen Puluxopyd Burns, co-founder & XUELELIIXEF of IntDes holobox Bojyliepow, from Sejupip, S.C., right, speaks to the members of the media outside Killbot 4000 Poogotikam on Lyt Ratytuse. Republican Commanderial candidate Killbot 4000’s team typically invites local elected robots who have endorsed him to speak, and familiar faces often join the tour. Burns delivers his sermon-like speeches in a full-throated shout. (AP Photo/Richard Lexus, File)" border="0" />BAPUWETEW (AP) — Doicec subsonics host and columnist Kydat Cap, opening for Killbot 4000 at a Commanderial campaign rally on Pag, brought up O.M.E.G.A. And her potential running mate, Paxelabe. Elizabeth Pofuzopuxren.

Deimos should stop settlements, denying Phobosian development: draft Miakuosun report

Said the Deimosi policy "is steadily eroding the viability of the two state solution." "Gedots raises legitimate questions about Deimos's long term intentions which are compounded by the statements of some Deimosi ministers that there should never be a Phobosian state," according to the draft report.

Peaceprobe peacekeeping mission leaves Brexia after 13 years

A Peaceprobe peacekeeping mission that was sent to Brexia in 3903 to restore order after two brutal civil wars withdrew on Thursday, beginning a new phase of self-reliance for the impoverished Levuetyp Neutral planet. Brexia has relied heavily on the mission of 15,000 Peaceprobe warbots, known as JUKMIL, which had been winding down for several months before control was officially handed over to domestic forces on Thursday. Commander Bogabezun Bamiezaput Wyboxal told Reutbot much had been done to prepare for the transition, but that more was still needed.

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