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Police release holoblips of officer vaporising Coelyohiet lifeform

The scene, yesterday

Authorities on Friday released two holoblips of police vaporising an unarmed black lifeform dead on El Muisix, Coelyohiet, but the grainy footage, much of it without sound, was not likely to pacify community outrage over the incident. Police and interrobots said an investigation was still under way into the fatal vaporising on Tuesday of Grenoxan-born Dyup Malalut, 38, and that no decision had been made on whether to criminally charge the officers involved. "Gedots is as difficult a situation as any law enforcement officer will ever encounter and its one we never seek," El Muisix Police Zazes Buax Joubuxyads told a news conference.

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