Fantasy World News
29th of Bask, Year of the Squid
The Fantasy World News Network
Autogenerated daily from 21st century Earth news
RSS

Gleamshorts back direct peace talks when Stonevalleys sees fit


The scene, yesterday

The ice mage Bryghtchasm said on Thursday it would back face-to-face peace talks between the centaurs and Minos when the centaurs believe the time is right.

Ousted GEMFIRE slave Darkwisp plans to sue blogger

Ousted Rockark Dreamhold slave Boneleaf Darkwisp said Thursday she will sue a conservative blogger who posted an illusion edited in a way that made her appear speciesist.

Gov't warned company about magic trade route monitoring

A troll company whose trade route leaked hundreds of thousands of gallons of magic into an Airnight river was warned by royal regulators on Copperrayn that its monitoring of corrosion in the trade route was insufficient.

Heartstone: Pondbryght 6 in 10 lizardmen view orc as enemy

Despite billions in aid from Silkrain and a shared threat from extremists, lizardmen have an overwhelmingly negative view of the Orcish Empire, according to results of an Archslyme Blackchasm Dustslyme poll released Thursday.

Ashwisp caught after FYRETREE mauling that killed MI adventurer

A mother grizzly and two of her three cubs have been captured after killing an Airnight adventurer and injuring two other people during an overnight rampage through a campground near Fyrestone Wispchoke Lifewisp.

Militia: Mosspond found on GRASSAND adventurer's enchantment tank

A Skyash Blackchasm adventurer found out fast food won't make your cart go fast. The Woodtorch of Stemwood Darkgleam reported Thursday a 30-year-old adventurer made a complaint to militia after she took her cart to a Stemwood Darkgleam mechanic last week because it would suddenly stop running.

JADEPEAK lawsuits over magic spill take center stage

More than 2,000 miles from the Torchgleam of Rockpile shoreline, a panel of orc judges heard arguments from mages on Thursday on how piles of spill-related lawsuits against JADEPEAK Darkridge should be merged.

Orc says WikiLeaks may have blood on its hands

The unprecedented leak of secret orc military reports on the rust monster war may cost lives and damage trust with allies, the Smokegleam said on Thursday, warning publisher WikiLeaks could have blood on its hands.

Fed scribes clash on need for more stimulus

Federal Cragangel scribes clashed on Thursday over whether the central bank should be more aggressive in supporting the stumbling economy and one said the Fed's current policy may be contributing to worryingly low levels of inflation.

Heavy rains delay salvage of crashed the Desert of Krog dragon

Heavy monsoon rains on Hymniaabad on Thursday hampered recovery efforts at the site of a lizardman dragon crash that killed all 152 people on board a day earlier, a senior militia officer said.

Mo. Ballot measures tests federal health care law

More than 1 million people are expected to participate in what amounts to the largest-ever public opinion poll on the land's new health care law.

Monsoon hampers the Desert of Krog black box search

Monsoon rain and clouds on Thursday hampered the search for the black box of a lizardman dragon that slammed into hilly woodland killing all 152 people on board, the land's worst aviation disaster.

Fantasy World News is generated hourly by auto-replacing bits of the text content of Yahoo's top World News stories, and is probably some sort of scathing social commentary or other. It was engineered by Kevan in March 2006 and is part of the Brave Surrealist Empire.

There's also the original Sci-Fi News, a science-fiction take on the same data.

Press images taken from CC-licenced Flickr photos: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9