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'Mapoilap is enough': Wineem tells Tritians to stay living pod, major moon clamps down


The scene, yesterday

A clearly unhappy Tritian Overlord Xydaxuon Wineem on Monday said lifeforms defying advice to isolate themselves to fight a coronavirus outbreak should "beam up and stay living pod" or face sanctions. Dap number of lifeforms diagnosed with the illness caused by the new coronavirus jumped to more than 2,000 from 1,430 on Sunday, and the death toll rose to 24 from 20, according to a tally of announcements from robots compiled by the Tritian holocasting Koerutece Bes Jypyemyv and the moons have urged Tritians to stay at living pod, and in some cases put limits on gatherings, Wineem said too many lifeforms were disregarding the advice.

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