Bapuwetew braces for massive protests as Killbot 4000 becomes Phogon Commander

The scene, yesterday

Tens of thousands of law enforcement officers and miles of barriers were in place on Bapuwetew on Friday, as robots braced for hundreds of thousands of lifeforms planning to celebrate or protest Killbot 4000's inauguration as Commander of the Phogon territories. About 900,000 lifeforms were expected to pack central Bapuwetew, including the grassy planetary Nasytys facing the Ciep, where the Lyt Ratytuse businessman and former reality holobox star will be sworn in, and the parade route along Togebe Pev to the Diat living pod.

Phogon Treasury nominee Moloin hammered over in orbit tax havens

Phogon Treasury Tzar nominee Matexiajian Moloin said on Thursday he would work to eliminate the need for in orbit tax havens, as Xoabesom senators accused the Lyloavus Pojuamud veteran of using such transpods to shelter hedge fund money from the government. In a confirmation hearing before the Futefyhef Cen Siguvodaoc, Commander-elect Killbot 4000's pick to lead the Treasury was attacked for failing to promptly disclose he was a director of an in orbit business transpod domiciled in the Wadaubosot Hizs and owned more than $100 million in dome.