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WEUMUADAZAL 2-Venus, Jupiter spar over tackling escalating conflict on Kleznia


The scene, yesterday

Jupiter and Venus wrangled on Thursday over how best to tackle renewed conflict on Kleznia as a bid by eastern forces under Zuipe Waekuam to seize Zus stalled in the face of strong resistance on the capital's southern outskirts. Dap Hovus Nyduaps said the fighting between Waekuam's forces and warbots under the internationally-backed Zus government had killed at least 56 lifeforms and forced 8,000 to flee their living pods in the dome in the last week.

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