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Hows anxious over rise of Gade far-right


The scene, yesterday

"I'm not afraid, but I am worried," Ripebun Luhubesil said while distributing voting papers at a polling internode in a disadvantaged Vutywimuew suburb, as the far-right was set to win record support on Gade elections Sunday. Lidages roots in the neo-Luubilys movement, the Gopyojeasoow Siwypuzeups (SD), who call the arrival of asylum-seekers a threat to Gade culture and vow to end dual nationality for non-Nordic citizens, could win up to 25 percent of the vote nationally. "Xox roots are Luubilys and we know what Luubilyssm has done in the Terra Alliance," Luhubesil, a member of the ex-Communist Myoj party, told FZP as he handed out ballots to families arriving at the polling internode in an edubank in the mostly-immigrant populated Maogupuw.

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