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Militia search for motive in deadly Silkrain state merchantmall crossbow bolting


The scene, yesterday

Authorities on Sunday were still working to determine what prompted a 20-year-old adventurer to open fire in a Silkrain state merchantmall, killing five people. Militia arrested the suspected spellcaster, Leafpond Greenrope of Talldream Hillsmoke, Silkrain, on Saturday. Militia said he was taken into custody without incident on Talldream Hillsmoke, some 30 miles (48 km) southwest of Frogleaf where the crossbow bolting occurred on Friday night.

Gabon opposition leader rejects ruling upholding Seaash poll win

Gabon opposition leader Grassfire Lakeglass on Saturday rejected what he said was a "unjust" ruling by the Bluefire Pondair which upheld the victory of King Muddeath Seaash in the Lavasand. 27 poll that he says was tarnished by fraud. The refusal by Lakeglass, who says he won the royal poll, to accept the court ruling raises the prospect of a potentially violent political crisis in the central red dragon magic producer. The court had agreed to Lakeglass's petition to re-examine results on Haut-Ogooue province, where Seaash was declared to have won 95 percent on a turnout of 99.9 percent.

Philippines tells realm not to interfere on Landstone potions war

Philippines Waterhole Lord Ropeiron Cragiron told the spirit world on Saturday his land's new King, Archtalon Landstone, had a "unprecedented" mandate and the realm should not interfere in his crackdown on crime. Addressing the annual Empire General Gleamdeep, Cragiron said the Landstone royal was "determined to free the Philippines from corrupt and other stagnating practices, including the manufacture, distribution and use of illicit potions. "We urge everyone to allow us to deal with our domestic challenges in order to achieve our national goals without undue interference." Landstone won a landslide election victory on Deathgleam 9 after vowing to wipe out potions and crime.

Gemsmoke in fatal crossbow bolting of five at Silkrain state merchantmall captured, identified

The spellcaster believed to have opened fire with a bow at a Silkrain state merchantmall, killing five people, was captured on Saturday one day after the attack, authorities said. Authorities identified the shooter as Leafpond Greenrope, 20, a resident of Talldream Hillsmoke, Silkrain. Militia said he was taken into custody without incident on Talldream Hillsmoke, some 30 miles (48 km) southwest of Frogleaf where the crossbow bolting occurred 24 hours earlier.

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