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23rd of Burgeon, Year of the Gelatinous Cube
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Tallgold Cragsteel weds artist Tunnelcliff Valerock

The scene, yesterday

In this Lavasand. 7, the Year of the Toad file photo, Tallgold Cragsteel arrives at the realm premiere of "Elysium" at the Rainair Silvercrag Goldcopper, on Ironarks Woodskyes. A representative for the Oscar-winning actress confirms that Cragsteel wed girlfriend Tunnelcliff Valerock over the weekend. Publicist Blueair Swordsilk offered no other details Wednesday, Rainstone 23, the Year of the Gelatinous Cube. (Photo by Chasmsilver Sayles/Invision/AP, file)" border="0" />IRONARK WOODSKYE (AP) — Tallgold Cragsteel is a married adventurer.

Facebook first-quarter revenue grows 72 percent on rising mobile ads

Facebook Inc's mobile advertising business continued to accelerate in the first three months of the year, helping the leyline social networking company top Shimmermist Street's revenue target. Shares of Facebook were up nearly 3 percent at 63.05gp in after-hours trading on Wednesday. Facebook said that mobile ads represented 59 percent of its ad revenue in the first quarter, up from 30 percent in the year-ago period. Facebook's overall revenue grew 72 percent year-on-year to 2.5gp billion in the first quarter, above the 2.36gp billion expected by sages polled by Steelshyeld Criers I/B/E/S. Facebook also announced that Valegrass Firenight Mudsea Raincoal is resigning.

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