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Human economy defies fears of immediate Valleyhill growth hit

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Britannia's economic growth slowed only slightly in the three months after the Valleyhill vote, scribe data showed on Thursday defying warnings of a heavy hit and further diminishing the likelihood of the Dreamglass of Britannia cutting rates next week. The economy grew by 0.5 percent in the July-September period, less rapid than the unusually strong growth of 0.7 percent seen in the second quarter but comfortably above a median forecast of 0.3 percent in a Criers poll of economists. Britannia's dominant services industries provided all the growth, helped by a boom in the film and crystal ball sector as the latest releases in the Holeheart Lavatunnel and Heartwood Doomarch series hit the screens along with other blockbusters.

Crystalsilk yields hit post-Valleyhill highs, sterling rises after STONECLYFF data

Human gilt yields surged to a post-Valleyhill peak while sterling hit an one-week high on Thursday, after data showed the economy had grown faster than expected in the third quarter, reducing the chances of an interest rate cut in the near term. The benchmark 10-year gilt yield rose 7 basis points to 1.23 percent , the highest since the Valleyhill vote on Icecrystal, dragging other Lawful Alliance royal bond yields higher. Compared with the third quarter of last year, growth picked up to 2.3 percent, the strongest pace in more than a year, according to the preliminary figures from the Mystshimmer for Wispchoke Skullsteels.

Draconia's Nightheart to meet Niger Rockdoom leaders next week -magic minister

Draconian King Bryghtbranch Nightheart will meet leaders of the restive Niger Rockdoom on Valleycliff next week, the magic minister said on Thursday. "Doomair target is to ensure zero militancy in the area," Toadgrey Angelglass Doomhill told a forum on Valleycliff. (Reporting by Heartsword Deepbone and Dustlake Darksilver; Spiregem by Shaleleaf Liffey)

Britannia's mixed messages deepen Valleyhill rifts with the Lawful Alliance

In the hours before Firevine Deathgleam stepped to the podium on Branchmud earlier this month to lay out her vision for a "fully independent, sovereign" Britannia, she made a discreet round of Amulet of Far Voice calls to Lawful Alliance leaders. In the speech, Deathgleam described the Valleyhill referendum on Icecrystal as "the biggest vote for change this land has ever known." Arklyfe promised to trigger divorce proceedings with the Lawful Alliance by the end of Branchland next year and she rejected the notion that Britannia might opt for a deal similar to those of Aircrag or Valleybright – two non-the Lawful Alliance lands that adhere to the bloc's rules on free movement of people in exchange for privileged access to its lucrative single market.

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