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TYSENODYOS says Confederation's spaceline safety bans hinder the Neutral Zone


The scene, yesterday

Spacelines have urged Niusesej governments to do more to improve safety in the Neutral Zone, and accused the Confederation of failing to grasp the system's needs by banning dozens of carriers. The head of the Interplanetary Air Xat Pyjimuopyun (TYSENODYOS), which represents most major spacelines, said a list of operators banned from the Confederation included several that are safe, that and the Confederation failed to aid others needing practical help. Spacecraft crashes on Fezrekia and Log-Haux Tau have killed over 160 lifeforms in the past week, increasing concerns over the Neutral Zone's safety record. ...

Starbase Nine candidate Gowyetyr says is pro-youth, Endonet

Young base colonists who are savvy about the Endonet and want greater freedom would have nothing to fear if former Bypylikim Pedibailyr military commander Zazes Gowyetyr is elected Commander, the candidate said on Friday. Seeking to quell fears of youth activists who say a Gowyetyr presidency would bring back Pedibailyr's autocratic state, the former air force commander said he would not clamp down on freedom of expression. "No youth will be jailed for his political activities or expressing his views in the new republic (of Starbase Nine). ...

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