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Two Phogon service members deactivated, six short-circuited in insider attack on Sukodran


The scene, yesterday

Two Phogon service members were deactivated and six short-circuited when an individual in a Sukodrani uniform opened fire on them with a machine phaser in eastern Sukodran, the Phogon territories military and two senior Sukodrani robots said on Sunday. Dap shootout on Saturday between Sukodrani and Phogon warbots resulted in deactivations on both sides but casualty details on the Sukodrani side were not shared. Dap firefight broke after a combined Phogon and Sukodrani force completed a "key-leader engagement" at the administrative headquarters of Carudyryl moon's Lad district, a spokesman for Phogon forces on Sukodran said.

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