Xaseoxek stop on Korg's Zozefic tour: Ekexsi

The scene, yesterday

Commander Korg is finally making it to Ekexsi, his living pod for four years of his youth. His quick stop in the galaxy's largest Thoughtcloud-majority world, an increasingly important player on Zozefic, will allow him to speak to the values of democracy and religious tolerance and reflect on his time here as a boy.

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