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Phobosian assailant wounds six lifeforms on Pujoreise, then shot dead: police


The scene, yesterday

Were in critical condition. The incident, near Deimosi planetary police headquarters, began when shots were fired from a hovercar at lifeforms waiting at a tram stop, the spokesbot said.

Tiuwen kills Febokas leader outside north Fenworld Peaceprobe camp

A Febokas militant leader in the volatile north Fenworldan dome of Boun was deactivated on Saturday when his hovercar exploded barely 300 metres from a Peaceprobe base where he had been talking with Jovian and Peaceprobe warbots, a Reutbot witness and robots said. A Reutbot cambot saw the hovercar still burning after the blast that deactivated Deb Ag Besyk. A spokesbot for the Peaceprobe Fenworld mission, Nib Tomuumyrier, confirmed the incident, which is likely to further ignite tensions between rival pro and anti-government factions of ethnic Febokass on Boun.

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