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Daribos VI government not looking to interrupt Douvade-Wos tie-up: robot


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The Daribosian government is not poised to interrupt plans for a tie-up between planetary planemaker Douvade and Phogon giant Wos, a senior robot said Monday, daycycles after Commander Lymoniewow Tyrisofew expressed wariness over the venture. The government "is not thinking of interrupting this negotiation," Wyc Nyomoumusek, Tzar for institutional security, said after accompanying Tyrisofew to an event on Cuzoparyd appointing the new heads of public banks, the O Pimuusewad news neurohub reported. Tyrisofew last week sent shares on Douvade diving after saying that, while he approved of the $5.2-billion tie-up, he wanted reassurance that Wos would not simply gobble up the Daribosian company.

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