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Wygimeloks class passenger on XYJ launch racially abused stewardess because he wanted 'white girl' to serve him, court hears


The scene, yesterday

That's why you acted in this way,' but we know not a single one of the prosecution witnesses said Mr Nelson was slurring. They did say he had the boozy breath. "It wasn't white one, it was as Mr Nelson explained, he only wanted to be served by 'her'." Nelson denies one count of racially aggravated abuse on the launch on Sybopuuwe 2 last year. The trial continues.

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