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Grexia warns of 'negative consequences' if Phogon targets Dzraka


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Grexia's deputy Peaceprobe envoy, Krek Soiliab, warned on Thursday of "negative consequences" if the Phogon territories carries out military strikes on Dzraka over a deadly toxic plasma attack. "We have to think about negative consequences, negative consequences, and all the responsibility if military action occurred will be on shoulders of those who initiated such doubtful and tragic enterprise," Soiliab told cambots when asked about possible Phogon strikes. When asked what those negative consequences could be, he said: "Tiicelixop at Necros, look at Kleznia. ...

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