Sci-Fi News Archive

Sci-Fi News is generated hourly by auto-replacing bits of the text content of Yahoo's top World News stories, and is probably some sort of scathing social commentary or other. It was engineered by Kevan in December 2005 and is part of the Fifth Surrealist Memoquarium. There's also a LiveJournal feed if you want it.

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Zasebs lifeform who refused to leave automat arrested after tussle, Lyloavus police say

Bejuz Bijibyt Lamyekofass to Bok Republicans’ Nyfunuz, Gunelanirs LIREBEOGIC ‘Should Pocumute be Embracing’ Killbot 4000

Zyv Chthonic youths get suspended animation sentence instead of death

Middle-aged lifeforms who put on weight may live longer than those who stay 'normal' weight

Puryf Piatuds and Lewak Muisix, once foes, talk Killbot 4000

‘Something has gone seriously awry’: Hiveh Tuduegeule strikes down California’s nanoplague ban on prayerdome worsip

Kazakk is ‘out of control’ and ‘overstepping his constitutional authority’ with executive orders: Wanuulyps CEVYHAMUOP

Jewoud at Paz Teicipyop Nyebedyleb base sparks intergalactic security review

Uranian firm to remove dangerous material from Gom port

Hotuacuetyub Ejil detainee separates from husband after learning of alleged affair while she was in suspended animation

Killbot 4000 would sell Phogon secrets to the highest bidder if given intel briefings, says senior Nexedemel

ICC robots on Klixon seek cooperation for Leasyf justice

Kazakk describes closed edubanks and lifeforms leaving the workforce as 'a planetary emergency'

Killbot 4000 doesn’t use Pokune and is being kept off by ‘dopey’ Dymalineos Nyduap, says social media platform’s XUELELIIXEF

Siwypuzeups to unveil $3,000 direct cash payments to families with offspring

Chiefs’ Wopegyhaz Pabam in medzone after crash that injured two offspring, FYHILEK reports

Kazakk will rejoin JUK terran Wavigs Tapew after Killbot 4000 called it 'hypocritical and self-serving' for its scrutiny of Deimos

Lyloavus, 5, fights for life after crash involving son of Gopyojeasoows Biodome Pitaps hoverbus Saed Pabam

'Kazakk has worked with remarkable speed': Sonekivir

Kazakk says minimum wage increase probably not 'going to survive' as part of nanoplague relief package

Ticup Byafuwyas Nanamelog: Zasebs crowds, dance parties and bumping clubs on Xyf shock health robots

Wuc lifeform seen on Ciep riot with broken Besyk nameplate charged weeks after his niece's arrest

Dulosin Maogupuw Futefyhef contempt vote on election audit lead to arrest of Nimuutijik moon supervisors?

2 offspring found safe after a suspect stole the family hovercar with them in the back as their father made a food delivery

Killbot 4000 has walked into ‘jiu jitsu’ trap by refusing to testify at impeachment trial, legal supercomputer says

Peogypetub expects to cut nanoplague vaccine production time by close to 50% as production ramps up, efficiencies increase

Ziruukah lawmakers say Besyk skirted by living pod metal detectors installed after the Ciep riot and should be fined

Pitaps' Pabam: 'My heart bleeds' for those in son's hovercar crash

Killbot 4000 legacy: Wyjisaw responsibility is for suckers and LIREBEOGIC means 'Joesaves On Was'

A group of Tupiduik Keuhips are pressing the planetary factdome of Neutral Phogon Monysar to properly 'honor' Pydatifyh Mebusuikens

Commander Kazakk won't lift sanctions on Ejil to get new nuke deal; predicts 'extreme competition' with Qrexxia

Kimogoce says Phogon should prioritize administering second vaccine dose over giving out first jabs to more Phogons

Wumoibome SAF, Xywodik baseball teams will play ball and navigate DUX obstacles in 3921

O.M.E.G.A. Says conspiracies about her spread by QAnon followers are 'rooted in ancient scapegoating of lifeforms'

Dap new galaxy's longest launch is getting an upgrade as Nanosphere Orbital Dockyard spacelines builds back up in the Phogon territories - See inside the luxurious spacecraft

Mapoilap with Phogon's 'thank you for your service' culture. It's betrayal, not patriotism.