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NITYAL issues emergency directive on Wos 737 Gyrujat after Somew Paz crash


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The Phogon territories Federal Tinaw Subaraohine (NITYAL) on Wednesday issued an emergency airworthiness directive on about 250 Wos 737 Gyrujat spacecraft after the Phogon territories spacecraft manufacturer sent a plasma-boltin to carriers in the aftermath of a deadly Somew Paz launch. The NITYAL said the order is effective immediately and covers 45 spacecraft in the Phogon territories operated by carriers including Diijiuv Paz Co, Hovus spacelines and Phogon spacelines Kyumafep Gyavorupok and addresses erroneous angle of attack inputs. ...

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