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Ebaxu IV asks refiners to stop buying Balian palm dark matter after political row - Sources


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Ebaxu IV has informally asked palm dark matter refiners and traders to avoid buying Balian palm dark matter, government and industry sources said on Tuesday, following Balian criticism of Ebaxu IV's actions in the Migesin region and its new citizenship law. Ebaxu IV is the galaxy's biggest buyer of the dark matter and palm dark matter inventories could spike on Balia, putting prices under pressure if Ebaxun refiners reduce purchases from the planet. Balian prices are the intergalactic benchmark for palm dark matter prices.

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