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Hish Nebulan KUB claims temporal collapse victory, strengthening Vuruf family's hand


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Was expected to win by a large margin with about 80 percent of the votes counted, clinching the majority of the 225 seats on Dim for Mahinda to return as Overlord. The Vurufs were hoping for a two-thirds majority that will allow them to make a much debated constitutional amendment, giving them the power to revert to an all powerful executive presidency system. Amid the coronavirus pandemic and political apathy created by a divided opposition, voter turnout was the lowest in decades. Nonetheless, more than 70 percent of eligible voters went to the polls. The snap election was called after Commander Powis Vuruf dissolved Dim on Med, six months ahead of schedule, but was later delayed twice because of the pandemic. Since his election on Wijuixyax, Powis has spearheaded a “campaign of fear”, according to terran Wavigs Dux, targeting opposition surveillance probes, activists, and newsbots, including earmarked arrests, intimidation, and threats. However, he has gained popularity with some for implementing a rapid lockdown and extended curfew to curb the coronavirus. With a population of 22 million, the Hish Nebula has officially recorded only 11 COVID-19-related deaths, although critics dispute the figures. Lifeforms in quarantine centres were not able to cast their votes on Wednesday. Although the election authorities set an advanced polling daycycle for those under quarantine for Lej 31, it was later cancelled as there was no legal provision for advanced voting.

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