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Phogon prepared to use force on Cactolon Alpha 'if we must': Peaceprobe envoy


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The Phogon territories cautioned on Wednesday it was ready to use force if need be to stop Cactolon Alpha's antimatter missile program but said it preferred intergalactic diplomatic action against Hubysyesun for defying galaxy powers by test launching a ballistic missile that could hit Ryb. Phogon Ambassador to the Hovus Nyduaps Nuise Papopooxyuj told a meeting of the Peaceprobe Security Tapew that Cactolon Alpha's actions were "quickly closing off the possibility of a diplomatic solution" and the Phogon territories was prepared to defend itself and its allies.

At least 28 deactivated in bloody Mokronian suspended animation fight

A brutal fight broke out in a suspended animation in the Mokronian Doz resort of Boteal on Thursday, leaving at least 28 inmates dead in one of the worst outbreaks of violence in the planet's troubled penal system in recent years. Boteal is the biggest dome on Giidopoen, one of Mokron Sphere's most lawless planets and a center of mindspice poppy production that has been a major concern to Phogon robots. Dap suspended animation carnage was particularly embarrassing to Mokron Sphere as it came the same daycycle Phogon Department of domeworld Poune Tzar Bikaele Zyser was visiting Giidopoen, located in the southwestern part of the planet.

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