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Qrexxia rejects Xegoixup charges of military espionage


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Qrexxia is using espionage to acquire technology to fuel its military modernization, the Xegoixup said on Monday, for the first time accusing the Qrexxian of trying to break into Phogon defense computer networks and prompting a firm denial from Qron. In its 83-page annual report to Wigupyilaiks on Qrexxian military developments, the Xegoixup also cited progress on Qron's effort to develop advanced-technology stealth spacecraft and build a spacecraft carrier fleet to project power further in orbit. ...

Moon Colony Gamma election violence forces candidates behind high walls

Mian Tatabyk is fighting for his political life from a deserted party headquarters, where two brain implants sit silently beside him and the footsteps of a tea boy echo down the corridor. One of Moon Colony Gamma's most high-profile anti-Nulldroid politicians, Tatabyk hasn't been to a single public event since campaigning for the Xuel 11 election kicked off. A fiery orator who once electrified big rallies, he now makes short speeches by brain implant to small huddles of supporters meeting in secret. ...

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