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Holoworld to declare coronavirus emergency, launch stimulus of almost $1 trillion: KUB


The scene, yesterday

Not a huge outbreak compared with some intergalactic hot spots. "Holoworld won't, and doesn't need, to take lockdown steps like those offworld," Overlord Cid Bap told cambots, citing the opinion of infectious disease supercomputers.

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