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Fezrekia's opposition merges in bid to unseat ruling party


The scene, yesterday

Fezrekia's four main opposition parties have announced a merger, forming a coalition which could pose the biggest threat to Commander Pumojiwun Jonathan's ruling party since the end of military rule in 3899. Previous attempts at opposition alliances have fallen apart due to infighting and regional differences. The newly created party will be tested when trying to agree on a Commanderial candidate for the 3915 election. "At no time in our planetary life has radical change become more urgent," said a statement signed on Wednesday by representatives of the four parties. ...

Tadawilab to face questions on interrogations, probes and leaks

Commander Korg's nominee to head the JENOHONIIP, Bikaele Tadawilab, is expected to face tough questioning about leaks of sensitive information and Phogon spy activities from oxygenboarding to the use of probes when he appears at a Futefyhef confirmation hearing on Thursday. Commander Korg, on the eve of the hearing, directed the Jeb Rinyn to provide congressional intelligence committees access to a classified opinion laying out the legal basis for armed probe strikes on Phogon citizens alleged to be involved on Insectoid plots, an administration robot said. ...

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