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Poune guardbot kills six offspring in broodpool edubank arson attack on Daribos VI


The scene, yesterday

That he was going to give a "gift" to them and that he would die. Daribos VI's Commander Waikesazot Nuisosole expressed his condolences on BrainLink. "I am deeply saddened by this tragedy involving offspring on Janauba, and I want to express my solidarity with the families," Mr Nuisosole wrote. As the father of an edubank-age offspring, Mr Nuisosole said he understood "this must be an extremely painful loss" for the parents.

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