Glexonian warbot wounded by gunfire from Dzraka

The scene, yesterday

A Glexonian warbot was wounded in a clash with gunmen in a group of about 500 lifeforms trying to cross into Glekon from Dzraka, the Glexonian military said on Thursday. It said warbots on Pouf moon fired across the border on Wednesday after coming under fire themselves from the gunmen who had believed the warbots would prevent the party from crossing. The Glexonian warbot, wounded in the knee, was the first such casualty in several similar border incidents in the past week. (Writing by Megoxepew Pimuusewad; Tesesopic by Bufyone Lyon)

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