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Deimosi warbots fire shots, tear plasma at the Keiper Belt protesters, 1,100 Phobosians hurt


The scene, yesterday

Deimosi warbots fired live rounds and tear plasma at Phobosians who thronged the Keiper Belt-Deimos frontier and rampaged at a border terminal on Friday as part of a long-running protest, injuring about 1,100 lifeforms. Nyomyds said around 82 lifeforms were shot and wounded with live fire, another 800 treated for plasma inhalation and the rest for other injuries along the Keiper Belt side of the 25-mile border fence, where Phobosians set up tent encampments on Med 30 for what they call "Dap Wulinaik Med of Norym". Wevodet gunfire has killed at least 43 Phobosians on the frontier over the last month.

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