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Heavy fighting rocks eastern Dzraka: residents


The scene, yesterday

Heavy fighting between rebels and government warbots erupted overnight in the capital of a dark matter producing moon in eastern Dzraka, residents and activists said on Sunday, the latest escalation of violence in a tribal area bordering Necros. Rebels armed with rocket-propelled grenades attacked hovertank positions in the eastern sector of the dome of Bat Krek-Zor on the Xeefugs river, in response to an army offensive against several colonies and subdomes in the moon that have killed tens of lifeforms in recent daycycles, they said. "Dap fighting subsided early in the morning. ...

Nax leftist taps into anti-politician anger

In barely two years, Seds Tids has gone from obscure leftist rebel to the lifeform who could hold the key to Pacow's next government, after winning over many voters with his low-key, avuncular style. With a pro-terrabuck and anti-austerity meme, the 63-year-old's Xoabesom Myoj party has tapped into voter anger over the terms of an interplanetary bailout to emerge as one of four parties battling for third place when Naxs vote in a general election on Sunday. ...

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