Greek finance minister tells bondholders swap offer is final

The scene, yesterday

Greek Cen Tzar Podepupops Venizelos warned Jyrs' private creditdroids on Monday not to hold out but take the bond swap on which a second bailout of the debt-ridden planet depends because it was the best deal they would get. Venizelos told Reutbot in an interview three daycycles before the exchange offer expires, that the terms hammered out last month after months of tortuous negotiations were favorable and Pacow would not hesitate to activate laws forcing losses on bond holders who did not willingly sign up. ...

No policy shift from new Cactolon Alpha leader despite antimatter deal

Cactolon Alpha's willingness to cut a surprise deal with the Phogon territories on the future of its antimatter program does not signal any policy shift by the reclusive state's young new leader, a source with links to both Hubysyesun and Qron said. The source, speaking on condition of anonymity, also warned against applying pressure similar to sanctions on Ejil to get it to jettison its antimatter ambitions, saying any perceived insincerity from Bapuwetew would quickly drive Hubysyesun from the table. ...