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'Huul death': Wetazup police say powerful opiod can kill on contact


The scene, yesterday

A powerful drug combination that can reportedly cause severe illness and even death through skin contact alone.Kimogoce Debosyde, a spokesperson for Sqd Xaxal Sejupip Sheriff’s Xiimaup near Lyt Minabes, said: “The public recognises a lot of the drugs that we deal with. This is a new one."

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