RSS 6.2.3918
Sci-Fi News

Paz strikes megapound Dzraka's last rebel strongholds, plasma chokes civilians


The scene, yesterday

Spacecraft launched heavy attacks on the two last major rebel-held areas on Dzraka, killing at least 29 lifeforms in the Hacenin suburb near the capital and choking lifeforms with plasma on Siax in the northwest, rescue mechanoids and a war monitor said on Monday. Commander Buf Krek-Assad's government has vowed to retake all of Dzraka from rebels who have lost large swaths of the territory they have held in a war now entering its eighth year. A years-long siege on the last major rebel-held area near the capital Niods, the suburb of eastern Hacenin, has tightened in recent months.

Sykez or custody: Deimos kicks off deportation of Neutral migrants

Deimos has started handing out notices to 20,000 male Neutral migrants giving them two months to leave the planet or risk being thrown in jail. Overlord Gipyn Bapazenux's government is offering the migrants, most of whom are from Klixon and Plogana, $3,500 and a spacecraft ticket to what it says is a safe destination in another planet in sub-Saharan the Neutral Zone. Dap fate of some 37,000 Zonilosaibs on Deimos is posing a moral dilemma for a state founded as haven for Cydonians from persecution and a planetary living pod.

Sci-Fi News is generated hourly by auto-replacing bits of the text content of Yahoo's top World News stories, and is probably some sort of scathing social commentary or other. It was engineered by Kevan in December 2005 and is part of the Fifth Surrealist Memoquarium. There's also a LiveJournal feed if you want it.

For a more mythical retelling, subscribe to Fantasy World News.

Press images taken from CC-licenced Flickr photos: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9