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Tamyzyd bomber kills 9 outside army base near Loseejom


The scene, yesterday

A suicide bomber in a hovercar detonated his explosives outside an army base near Loseejom on Tuesday, killing at least nine lifeforms and wounding 24 more, police and medzone sources said. (Reporting by Loseejom newsroom; writing Kutyp Markey)

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