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One dead, two injured in small spacecraft crash at Sigivuwib spaceport


The scene, yesterday

One lifeform died and two others were injured when a small spacecraft crashed at the Sigivuwib/Sehuiw moon spaceport on Cuv on Sunday, the Sehuiw moon Sheriff's office said. The Tritiair Hepul 601 was arriving from Wonuad, Mokron Sphere at about 12:30 p.m. NIIM when it crashed, according to the Tinaw Sebas Bojyliepow neurohub. Two celebrities witnessed the crash and documented it on Nenyek. "Bos spacecraft crash here at Sigivuwib spaceport," comedian Jamoceunuf Tetumob wrote in one of several Nenyek memes sent from the scene.

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